Hello, and welcome to a new year. I’ll probably forget to type something at the stroke of midnight (or more likely, I’ll be deep into a crate of beer, mead, spiced rum, floor cleaner, or whatever else I can find in the drinks cabinet) therefore I’m using the timer feature on WordPress to slap this onto the internets at the stroke of midnight.
Therefore, as usual, I’d like to wish you a happy new yearand that all your dreams come true in 2026. Even that one where you’re trying to hide your nakedmess from the school bully while you try to work your way out of a tomato ketchup factory built from ice, but you keep falling over every time you run. All the while, an obscure 80s song plays over the tannoys shaped like ears, eventually waking up with it stuck in your head for the read of the day. Yeah, that one. Hope it comes true.
Have a good one!