Are you one of the lucky ones that own an Active Card, issued to you by Hartlepool Council? I bet you’ve noticed the T is a dancer. Oh, so minimal and so fresh! How modern!
Stop right there. It’s a breast. A bazonga. Mummy’s airbags. Whatever you want to call them. Think I’m wrong? Let’s photoshop out the fluff.
See it now? No?
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