Hot on the heels of Michael Jackson’s cold, dead heels, I’m gutted to find that Mollie Sugden has gone to the great department store in the sky…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8129617.stm

I shall always remember her from “That’s My Boy” and the episode where she said “Oooh, titties” about 50 times.

Well, it’s official, the “king of pop” has indeed went to the great illuminated pavement in the sky. It is now time to avoid any of the news channels for the next week or so…

In other news, my sunburn appears to be getting better, and the streetlight once known as XJT5 (now XJT3) has been painted black.

Star of TV’s “On The Buses” has finally pegged it, he was aged 92. Apparently, Stephen Lewis (Blakey) is going to do the funeral service…

“I cremate you Butler!”

FOR SALE: Tumbleweed.