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Only mere days to go

Well, it’s only a few days to go now until my holiday. It’s weird. It doesn’t feel like it! Anyway, I did my shopping, or at least part of it, in preparation for the big week in Paris.

This also included getting another “Holiday Shirt”. You may remember last year’s rather surprising effort. It looked like something growing out of a cannabis patch.

Unfortunately, I appear to have lost that shirt. It must have been thrown away in the great clothing purge of 2007. Secretly, I mourn its passing. Some of the best photos of me taken on holiday were taken with me in that shirt. In fact, the majority of photos were taken with me in that shirt, due to my accident with an entire bottle of Lynx shower gel. I’ll not be making that mistake again.

You’d think it it wasn’t possible to purchase a shirt as bad as that again. Think again…

The Holiday Shirt 2008

Now that’s what I call a shit shirt. Expect to see me in it. A lot.

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Vinyl Record cleaning advice

You may remember that a few weeks ago, I got given a huge bag of records, some of which were in a bad state. On flickr, there was a small discussion on the best way to clean records. Below is my response. I thought it was too long-winded to leave it rotting in the middle of a flickr discussion, so here it is. Hopefully, someone might make use out of it.

I recently got given a huge pile of records, and these were in absolute states. No covers, records dating from 1962, in a smokers house. I discarded a selection where the owners dog had chewed through the pile. You get the type of condition.

I found a few in the collection I particularly wanted to play.

I had tried a number of things, to help clean my records, with very little success. I tried the quality handwash as mentioned previously, sadly it left too much residue, and actually broke my needle.

I don’t remember what made me try this particular substance, but it worked a treat. Technically, I’ve probably broken every law when it comes to record cleaning, but hell, if it worked for me, it might work for someone else…

My miracle fluid? Washing up liquid.

Currently at home, I use a particular example which is very, very concentrated, bought in bulk, in a big 5-litre bottle. The tiniest squirt fills the sink full of foam. Costs £9 ($18ish) a bottle, but lasts a year.

I experimented, and squirted a big gloop of this stuff onto the record surface, and used a combination of forefinger and thumb to rub the crap off. No water. That comes later.

The more I rubbed, the more came off. I’ve never seen anything like it. The orange syrup-like stuff turned dark brown as 40-odd years of crud escaped from the groove.

The muck coming out was clear to see. Holding the record against the side of the sink, I’d rub off the excess, again with my finger, resulting in dark brown streaks going down the sink to the drain, flipping the record over and doing the B side too.

I power-rinsed it, using the finger-over-the-tap technique, creating a tiny yet powerful little squirt, to clean the record, and remove as much soap as I could, and repeat the process until the excess going down the drain was clear.

Just for completeness, I’d repeat the process, and rinse it again. If the water stuck to the record, this meant there was still a trace of detergent on there, and I’d give it another blast. If the water ran straight off, I’d dry it using kitchen roll / paper towels.

The way to tell how successful the process has been (without playing it) is to hold the record up, at an angle to the light, so the light reflects off the inside of the groove. If it is shiny, there’s a good chance it will play, though the less scratches there are, the better it will play, naturally. If the reflection is dull, repeat the process. If it remains dull, there’s permanent damage to the record.

You don’t have to have the super-thick stuff. I bought some cheap store-own-brand stuff. Much runnier, but just as effective at removing the dirt.

I probably wouldn’t recommend this technique for only lightly soiled records, but when it comes to neglect + nicotine + dog, this procedure worked remarkably well.

Your mileage may vary with this one…

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Oh, there it is. Finally.

Two hours and 12 minutes after release, I finally have the latest version of Firefox installed….

The navigation bar looks a little different. That’s all I can see for now. If that’s the only change they’ve made after all this, I’ll be really pissed off.

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Firefox 3 “coming soon”

According to this link Firefox 3 will be released soon.

Enough of this bullshit, I’m off to play Sonic 2.

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Still no Firefox 3…

Hey, maybe I’m impatient (and maybe I should groups all of these under one post), but 15 minutes have passed, and it is still not available to download from what I can see.

Instead now, I’m getting…

Http/1.1 Service Unavailable

You may recall this was the exact same message that appeared when Amazon went down a couple of weeks back.

I’ll keep you informed, I’m *that* bored tonight.

No firefox 3 yet, then...

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