I think I'm going madder. I've just felt a huge spot on my chest, and instantly had a moment of panic...then realised it was a nipple. 5 days ago
My foot's getting worse. Just had a soak in the bath to see if it would ease.... nope. Well, it might have eased enough to help me sleep.... 5 days ago
How the hell have I managed to hurt my foot? I was in bed, woke up, and foot feels like it's going to fall off. 5 days ago
Oh man... I've needed that piss for 102 miles. 1 week ago
