So, you have an Active Card…

Are you one of the lucky ones that own an Active Card, issued to you by Hartlepool Council? I bet you’ve noticed the T is a dancer. Oh, so minimal and so fresh! How modern!

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Stop right there. It’s a breast. A bazonga. Mummy’s airbags. Whatever you want to call them. Think I’m wrong? Let’s photoshop out the fluff.

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See it now? No?

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You’re welcome.