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Archive for April, 2009


Argh! Say something, damn you!

Right, OK. I know it’s been a while. A good three weeks since my last actual “real” posting, and the first since my move to the new server.

So, you’re probably all gasping to hear what type of exciting shenannegans I’ve gotten up to within that time? The answer? None. Definitely nothing worth blogging about anyway. I’ve not even been motivated enough to type up any “filler” posts. And, as for going out photographing stuff, well, the camera hasn’t been past the front gates of Mercuryvapour Towers in sebveral weeks. I took loads of photos of the daffodils that managed to grow in the front garden this year (we got six!), but once you’ve seen one photo of them, you’ve seen them all. I’ll just let them sit there until the memory card starts to lose its data, or (much, much) more likely, that I accidentally format it (or delete all of the photos from it) while drunk.

Hmm, I appear to be having a bit of a bracket thing going on today. ((((((((Hnnnnngh, that’s better)))))))).

The only thing remotely exciting that’s happened is that we have a new initiate to the family. No, I’m not pregnant, but over the last few weeks, there’s been (what I assume) a blackbird roosting in the wash house. Now, you may be remember, for those who watched my vlogs, what I once filmed an entire episode in the wash house. Behind the camera is a large book case fastened to the wall. I was originally planning to use it for parts of my streetlighting collection, but before I had to have chance to move all of the tat that had accumulated on there, I found this…

Bird's nest

Yes, that was the begining of a birds nest. Over the coming days, I kept sticking my head around the door to see if the nest had gotten any bigger. Indeed it had, and imagine my surprise when I stuck my head around the door on Saturday night, to see the bird sat on the nest keeping the eggs warm, totally unphased by my prescence.

Unfortunately, the friendliness between ourselves and the bird came to an abrupt end, when she got locked out of the wash house on Sunday night, as the wash house door became shut while the bird was absent. Obviously, it has to be left slightly open so it can go out and feed. Daddykins tried to blame me, until I pointed out that I’d been at work for most of Sunday, and certainly won’t have been anywhere in the vicinity. The cheek!

Either way, once the door was eventually reopened, the bird frantically flew in, and ended up in the house. Daddykins had to grab it and take it out of the house. I don’t think it’d have enjoyed it much.

He said that since he’d done that, the bird hadn’t been back to the nest, but when I went out of the back, it was there, though it flew out as soon as I went anywhere in the vacinity. At least it returned to the nest.

I’ll keep you updated on this, but you never know, there may be the… er, clattering of tiny beaks shortly.

You’ll all be glad to know that work has been one of the things, once again interfering with my life, and causing no end of chew. New systems that are infinitely less usable than the old ones, were at the forefront of my mind when I wrote “I have not felt this low for a long time.” on my twitter.

Narrowly avoiding a 13-page rant about work at the minute, I shall change the subject back to why I haven’t blogged. I think it finally hit home how pointless this blog really is a week or two back.

Chris had came round for the first time in what seemed like ages, which was always a welcome bonus. Mucky beer was consumed as always. He said he hasn’t read my website in months. Charming! He actually asked if I’d won on the Grand National! Taken aback, I pressed his face against the monitor and forced him to read the entire post until he knew it BETTER THAN THE BACK OF HIS HAND.

OK, I wasn’t quite as extreme as that. Actually, I hate telling someone to read my blog, especially when I could have just told him, but I was tired, and couldn’t be arsed to explain what was already stored on my site.

It made me realise the futility of it all, and it made me realise that if it isn’t interesting to my mates, then who is it interesting to? That one thought alone made me take blogging into stock, and whether it’s something I want to take any further, and just typing that previous sentence has filled my mind full of conflicting arguments.

(edit) This post became a bit of an extended rant about blogging in general, and isn’t really relevant, so has been removed for now. Instead, I shall use it another day when I’m less tired than what I am now.

All done!

Well, I’m sure you’ll be glad to know that everything has been moved over to the new server successfully. The only problems I have appeared to be from me not reading the confirmation email they sent me correctly. Whoops.

The gallery now has its own database, meaning that maintainence on the site has got a hell of a lot easier.

Oh, and I’ll switch the comments back on.

She doesn’t care ’bout the wind on her skin…

As I once again flail about wildly looking for a title for a blog post, I decide to choose a line from the song I was listening to at the time, namely “She’s In Love” by Heaven West Eleven, normally abbreviated “HWXI”. A band so obscure that they don’t even have a prescence on youtube. Oh well.

So, today was the day of the world’s greatest steeplechase. Naturally, I was glued to the telly, after not missing a Grand National in over 20 years, unless you count the 2007 race, where I was in Edinburgh, watching it in the lobby of a betting shop… wither way, I still recorded it.

So, as you can gather, from my previous one word posting, I blew it. Now, thanks to William Hill requiring a £10 deposit, this meant I had £10 to blow on horsies, instead of the £5 I’d spent in previous years. Turns out this was my mistake, as I’d set up a new account. The previous years I’d went with Ladbrokes. Of course, clever me didn’t think of checking my blog, especially my April 2006 posting entitled “Your Ladbrokes account is active and your bets placed. “. Muppet.

So, I ticked boxes. I wanted Black Apalachi to win. Don’t know why, it was just one of those names who had stuck with me.

Either way, I placed the bets, spreading my tenner out over several horsies…

aintree

Ironically, I made the same mistake today, as I did back in 2006, and forgot to tick the “Each Way” box. Now, study the image above, while I quickly render an image, using the latest cutting edge, state of the art, laser display screen software with the results of this years race on it…

Good, eh? Bet there wasn’t many people did that!

Remember, I DIDN’T BACK THEM EACH WAY. Jamie, £16. Bookies, £20. Presumably, it’s too late for me to say to them that I forgot to tick the “each way” box.

Thankfully, Asda came to my rescue today, as they currently have a beer promotion. 2 boxes of beer for £14.

The shelves were empty, as they had almost entirely ran out of stock. The only thing left was bottles of Kroenenburg, which I normally don’t buy, as anyone who has been unfortunate enough to witness me after a Kroeny-sesh can testify.

I really shouldn’t have bothered, as it’s very, very close to the renewal date for my mercuryvapour hosting. And, after having 3 days off last month, means that this month I’m completely skint. I’m holding off for as long as I can. Every year, I go over, in my head, whether it’s time to leave 34SP, and take up hosting of the domain myself (it’s hardly high traffic), but then, I look at the state of my own server, and decide “naaaaaah”. I almost murdered it when I stuck a large database on there.

Speaking of databases, you may remember I keep harping on about my CD / DVD database which I set up in order to catalogue my vast archive of disks… well, I did something last night to prove to myself that it works. I managed to get an image from the windowcam for each day, from Dec 28th 2007 to March 26th 2009 and create a timelapse video from them. There are a couple of days missing, but that’s not the fault of the disks, but the fault of the computer problems I had in the middle of last year.

And no, you’re not going to see it, unless you know me. I shall expect no feedback on this, but from the trusted people I’ve showed it to the feedback from three anonymous viewees has been…

“Awesome! My favourite cast member was the skip.”
“That was class.”
“My favourite part was when the camera fell over”

Leave a comment or something if you really want to see it.

The Grand National, part II

Bollocks.

The Grand National…

Ah, it’s the Grand National. One of my favourite days of the year. I’ve placed my annual bet, and shall now await my success for two years running.

At this point, I am currently £4 down. I have now placed £20 worth of bets, and have won £16….

I shall keep you updated.

    • Just woke up. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay. 8 hrs ago
    • Welcome back @thedickbrown. By the way, those video files you wanted are just under 2Gb. Nudge nudge, wink, wink, etc. 19 hrs ago
    • Head explosion imminent... 1 day ago
    • Remember my tweet about the skip? Apparently the scrote-ends came back at 3AM and tried to nick stuff from it! 1 day ago
    • Wqtching a chav on a bike either eye up the contents of next doors skip, or our car.... 3 days ago
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