Bonjour, sil vous plait.
The holiday for this year has been booked. I’m off to Paris, with Chris and his brother Jonathan. Hopefully, this time there will be less of a language barrier, as Chris and I both studied French in senior school. Unfortunately, despite 5 years of it, my main recollection was the teacher getting locked out of the classrooom and bursting into tears, and large rolls of paper being thrown out of the classroom window.
French class also contains one of my most embarrasing school moments. Mrs Milner (who is now dead) spent the whole lesson talking about stamps, and things you can buy at a post office. At this point, I totally switched off. I’d never done it before, but I was in a proper, deep daydream, not paying attention to anything that went on. Suddenly, I was broken out of this daydream by afore mentioned teacher, shouting “JAMIE, WHAT IS THE FRENCH FOR STAMP?”
I froze… I clearly hadn’t listened the whole lesson, and my response of… “Er…… une stampe?” just caused Milner to completely freak out. 16 years later, Chris will just drop “Une stampe?” into a random conversation.
Anyway, this time, Unlike last year, it’s a direct flight, which means there’ll be no repeat of last year…
This was the best waiting around I’ve ever had to do. Waiting in Amsterdam during a thunderstorm. Awesome!
We’re also going to try and rely on public transport to make our way around, or at least get from the airport to the hotel. That’s going to be fun.

May 30th, 2008 at 9:47:23 am
Dead easy getting from Charles de Gualle into the centre of Paris, from memory takes about 40 minutes (maybe less) on the train and you go past the stadium.
May 30th, 2008 at 10:27:08 am
Beware when using the train stations, you have to put your ticket through a machine that opens a gate for you to get to the platfrom you need. Me and horrendously sized bag got stuck getting through one of those and I had to be pulled out by some random french dude. I was slighly embarressed as my bag had broken and various bits of clothes/underwear were hanging out by the time I got out the other side. Ohh the joy of travelling.