Ha! That’s a new one! hahahaha! LOL! ROTFL! You may remember, I’ve mentioned any times the annoying little brats that live, on and around my housing estate. Well. They made me laugh today. Physically. For the second time! Now, the first time, I never mentioned on here, so I’ll explain it now…

I was walking down the shop, approx 2 months ago, off to get my weekly supply of carling (that is, before I stopped drinking). These little bastards were hanging around outside someone’s house. One of them said something to another one, and he began to chase after him. That is, until his feet slid totally under him, and he landed in the street like a bag of shit. He then got up and started to cry. After all the grief they try to pass on to me (and failing miserably, might I add), it was just what I needed, to see one of them crying his eyes out because he slipped over. Hahahaha! Now, I’m not normally cruel in that way, but I laughed like a drain for days after, and I still have a smug grin on my face while typing this.

Well, anyway, back on today’s story. I was on the way to work, and noticed the little bastards playing football in the street. Something was bound to be said to me, or at least, about me…

I walked past, and the littlest one started sniggering… exactly why, I don’t know, but it’s something that little gits do. I continue to walk past, and the biggest one (aged about 13-14) says “You know who he looks like? Him off ‘The Office’ I almost stopped dead in my tracks. Hah! Hahahaha! I can only surmise he’s referring to Ricky Gervais. Sorry, but being put in the same league as Mr. G is possibly one of the best compliments I’ve ever had. He’s a comedy genius.

What I don’t understand, however, is what a 13yr old is doing watching The Office anyway? Surely that makes no sense at all? The comedy in the programme is the irony, and how true to life it is. Most people who has ever worked in that office scenario can relate to David Brent (Ricky Gervais’s character in The Office, for those who have lived under a rock for the last three years), and can relate to the whole office environment, and that’s what makes it funny. A child, however, will have nothing to relate to, and will probably only laugh when their parents laugh. They like the show, because they’re told to by the media, they’re told a show is funny, so they pretend to like it, and not fully understand it. What’s the point in that? Well, there isn’t one.

To be honest with myself, I can relate to everything those little bastards do and say. When I was that age, I was exactly the same. I’d play footy in the street. I’d say something daft to some random person walking past. I’d watch and laugh at comedy shows I didn’t really understand. Now, there’s something good about all this… they don’t know it yet, but I do……..

They’re going to turn out exactly the same as me.

In other news, I went a bit mad on ebay yesterday, buying lots of CD’s for pathetic prices… Wednesday was a free “Buy it now!” day, which means lots of people listed CD’s for daft prices (50p and the like). Instead of going through the whole rigmarole of bidding, and waiting until you get outbid, “Buy it Now!” means, you’re the winning bidder as soon as you bid. It’s a much better way of doing things in my opinion. I’ve already paid for most of them (I love Paypal). I will probably go on there and see if there’s a couple of cheesy ones (I almost bid for a Lemmings music CD) and actually either put them up for auction myself, or give them away as prizes on here.

You know, I can hardly believe it, this website is almost a year old. My web hosting runs out on 17th March…. do I pay the moolah, and keep it running securely, or do I save myself some pennies and try to host it myself? Well, I have three weeks to decide…. I’ll probably run a h@x0r test or seven on the server, before I decide

And, I can feel summer coming, ohyesIcan. This is the time of year I love. The air will soon begin to warm up, there’ll soon be buds on the trees, and the grass in the back garden will turn from dog-shit brown, to a lush, dog-fertilized green. Of course, it’s impossible to walk on without boots in the summer, at least when all the grass is dead, you can see what you’re about to inevitably stand in. Yes, I like summer. But not when it’s too hot, especially when I have to work.